Introducing myself, I am Helen Hannie, your new 2012 President to be. Alright, don't bust a gut, quit your laughing and sit down and let me explain. You can aspire to anything, even President. You don't have to be rich, famous, white, lawyer, senator or governor to win. We have a black president right now and I'm very proud of that accomplishment for America. Equality is here! I just don't believe in any of his political party platforms. I'm against almost everyone of them. And no, I don't want him to succeed and I'm not being unpatriotic or selfish or racist by saying this. If Obama succeeds we will be socialists and the government will own us and our children and everything we have. I do not want this and I have to believe most of the Americans out there don't want that either. We need someone to lead us that is truthful, honest, stands up for what they believe in, at all costs and loves this country and a Christian. That's me, good old right wing Hannie. But I will try to stay on the middle of the road and be willing to compromise. I will give you change you can trust! I will give you my political party platform and my political campaign strategies. I will not be giving you a bunch of promises that I won't or can't keep. I'll give you real clear politics you can bank on, if you have any money left by 2012. Remember to vote for Hannie for 2012 President. You won't regret it!
The Constitutional written qualifications for presidency are to be over 34 years old and a citizen of the United States and a resident of the United States for over 14 years. I meet those qualifications. I'm well over 35 and not as old as McCain. I'm a natural born citizen of the United States and lived here my whole life and proudly, I should add. And unlike some people, I have a birth certificate I can and will show everyone.
Then there are the unwritten qualifications:
wealth - I most certainly don't have that qualification, but you know, maybe that's what is wrong with the politicians we have in office now. The wealthy develop that hunger for more money and more power, which usually leads to political corruption.
political contacts - Don't have that either, but they should put "in your pocket" on the end of that requirement. Favors are usually required for political contacts.
good looks - I don't hit that one either, but in my opinion, Obama isn't easy on the eyes either, even though the gals on "The View" have hot flashes everytime they say his name. And Good Grief, look at McCain. I can't be that bad. Can I? Don't answer that!
ability to raise lots of money - I think this requirement should be "ability to save lots of money."
a defined agenda - Alright, I have this one and will go into it later on on this page.
ability to make promises with a straight face - I can't do that either. I don't make promises I can't keep, because it crushes me to break a promise. Therefore, I don't make them. I say "I will do the best I can do" and mean it.
oratory skills - I can sit in a room and spread the bs with the best of them, but no, I can't talk out both sides of my mouth like Obama and other politicians. But I think I can make a speech without a teleprompter, so I'm one up on Obama.
Ivy League education helps - I have a little college, but no degree and it wasn't at an Ivy league one. Couldn't afford that. Most of them are controlled by Islamics now anyway. Don't think I would want to send my kids there.
past experience in government helps - seeing as how Obama is president now without ever having a job and being community organizer is in the same class as a political blogger, so I got that covered. Being a do-nothing Senator doesn't count for government experience. Anybody can do that.
So I qualify to be 2012 president just as much as the next guy or gal!
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This is a list of what I will not promise you I will do, but what I promise to do my best to try to get done as your 2012 President. I will be adding to this list daily, so be sure and come back and visit to see what else I've come up with that needs some change we can trust. Give me some of your suggestions!
As 2012 President, the first thing I would do my very best to change would be all political campaign elections. Think of all the millions wasted on smearing a candidate. Ridiculous! A rich candidate shouldn't be able to buy a political office. It's not something that you should be able to buy. Each candidate should have a three million limit on what they can spend on their campaign. It has to be raised by personal contributions of no more than $1000 dollars, no corporations, and has to have a legitimate name attached to it. The candidate cannot spend his own personal wealth. No taxpayer money spent on any political campaigns and that means for security or the cities of the conventions. These rules go for the race for presidency, too. It will go back to the old days of knocking on doors and free volunteers. The accuser, or the one filing, of any ethics suits filed against contenders in political races or their families will pay all court costs and legal fees in the suits on both sides. Nobody should be able to bankrupt any candidate in a race just because they can. No vicious attacks in the media or on the internet by picture, video or ink or the pen or online unless you have truth to back you up, because candidates will be able to sue for defamation of character and slander and win. No touching a candidate or their family and no going on their property or touching it or you will be trespassing. Absolutely no contact whatsoever of children of candidates or the candidate's parent. We must stop the out of control media and the crooked, lying and cheating political campaigns. They are not far from putting out hits on each other. We have enough Chicago politics now without mob hits.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to create a Clean Politicians Commission made up of 24 members, 8 Democrats, 8 Republicans and 8 Independents and then have three watchdogs, a Republican, a Democrat and an Independent to watch the Commission. They will start at the top, the President, and work their way down the ladder of every elected official in the country, investigating each politician for any wrongdoing. It will be brought to the people's attention and we will do our best to get them out of office now, not later.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to change election procedure to popular vote, period. Voters must have ID. No illegals will be voting or dead people and no person will vote over once. There will be a Commission made up of equal Republicans, Independents and Democrats running the polls. No voter fraud allowed. No delegates or superdelegates and buying an election.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to make appointed czars illegal. It makes us sound like a kingdom and we aren't. The President just appoints these for his own agenda and to skirt Congress.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to keep the secret ballot and to keep protest organizations, and media and bullies "out of sight and sound" of all polling places and all funerals.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to initiate a military presence at all military funerals to make sure that protesters are not dishonoring the military and their families. Anyone violating this will be tried for treason.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to do away with sanctuary cities. The cities will obey the federal immigration laws or officials not enforcing these laws will be prosecuted to the fullest and the cities will not get any federal funding for a year if caught not enforcing them. Companies caught hiring illegals will pay stiff penalties the first time. The second time, the company will be shut down. All illegals will be deported. They can come in legal by knowing English, have a job and a place to live and go through naturalization. Any federal program caught servicing illegals on taxpayer's money will be shut down.
As Lady President, I promise to do my very best to shut ACORN down and all crooked organizations like them.
As the 2012 President, I promise to do do my best to stop all lobbying and lobbyists.
As Lady President, I promise to do my best to have members recuse themselves from voting on any bill that has any influence on a private company or any organization they have part in, either monetary, stock or membership.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to help alleviate corruption in elections and legislation by getting members of Congress and the Supreme Court on serving two four-year terms maximum, with equal number of Republicans, Democrats and Independents serving at any given time.
I promise to do my very best to bring God back to America and our kids. This is a nation under God and it is not a Muslim nation as Obama states and we are going to keep it under God!
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to suspend all salaries for members of Congress, the President and Vice President til this country is out of the red.
I promise to do my best to stop all travel by Congress, the President and Vice President that is not deemed an emergency by a bipartisan committee.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to take the remaining stimulus money and pay back China.
I promise to do my best to stop printing money.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to put a watchdog committee on Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid and stop the fraud.
I promise to do my very best to stop the money we are giving to foreign countries until we are in the black.
I promise to do my very best to do away with Fannie and Freddie and get a private buyer for Government Motors.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my very best to dismantle the IRS and create the Fair Tax Collection Service after implementing the Fair Tax.
I promise to do my best to set a federal speed limit at 65 nationwide and all traffic and speeding violation fines will be the same nationwide with the money collected from fines going to the state for road maintenance only.
I promise to do my very best to get rid of the many do-nothing federal organizations.
I promise to do my very best to reorganize FEMA and get rid of the fraud and corruption in it.
I promise to do my best to cut back federal handouts in state emergencies and teach the states to rely more on themselves, their charities, organizations, volunteers and neighbors for recovery.
I promise to do my best to "Drill Baby, Drill!"
I promise to do my best to reform prisons, especially California, prisons are not a privilege for criminals, they are punishment and that is what it's going back to and then they won't want to come back. Citizens or illegals from another country will be exiled back to their old country for lessor offenses.
As 2012 President, I promise to do my best to withdraw the United States from the United Nations and quit letting them use the U.S. as a money tree.
As your Lady President, I promise to do my best to pass law to keep foreign countries and foreign organizations from buying up land in the United States.
I promise to keep special interest groups and political organizations and their propaganda or political agendas out of our schools.
